Thursday, February 08, 2007

Not dead!

Ok, guys, I’m sorry, ok? I know I made you think I was dead. Clearly, I am not dead. But I am busy. I just finished my first term of school, we’re apartment hunting again, I’m trying to get all my stuff in order and….it’s just hectic, you know? So I’m going to take a page out of Doxie’s book and just give you some silly emails to read.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Last Name, NikolasSubject: RE:

Do you think Batman could beat me up?

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Why would he?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Probably cuz I ripped his cape or something.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:58 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Why would you do that?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:58 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Not on purpose! Just cuz..you know. I'm clumsy.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:59 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Why are you interacting with Batman?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:59 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

I think he'd be a good influence on me.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:02 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

He kills people.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Only bad guys. Are you jealous? Is that what this is? Do you feel threatened by Batman?

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

I'd throw Batman in a chimora.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:05 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

DUDE. I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS OF BATMAN. Are you afraid I'll be enticed by his suave demeanor? By his devil-may-care attitude? Do you think the BatMobile might draw me to him like an eightball draws a hooker to a congressman?

-Then THERE WAS FIRE!-


From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:09 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Fire alarm went off. Then it stopped. Now the township siren is going off.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:10 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Where's your Batman now, Ramses?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:10 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

He's coming. He's just not sure if it's a false alarm or not.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Doubtful. He's scared.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

No way dude, the only thing Batman is scared of Robin talking to a trusted adult.



So yeah. Good times, all around. And earlier in the week I had a nervous breakdown, but hey, I’m totally ok now!

We’re seeing four apartments between today and Saturday….favoring the one on Saturday. I’ll ya’ll know how it goes!

Bye bye!

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