Thursday, February 08, 2007

Not dead!

Ok, guys, I’m sorry, ok? I know I made you think I was dead. Clearly, I am not dead. But I am busy. I just finished my first term of school, we’re apartment hunting again, I’m trying to get all my stuff in order and….it’s just hectic, you know? So I’m going to take a page out of Doxie’s book and just give you some silly emails to read.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Last Name, NikolasSubject: RE:

Do you think Batman could beat me up?

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Why would he?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:57 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Probably cuz I ripped his cape or something.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:58 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Why would you do that?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:58 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Not on purpose! Just cuz..you know. I'm clumsy.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:59 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Why are you interacting with Batman?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 9:59 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

I think he'd be a good influence on me.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:02 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

He kills people.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Only bad guys. Are you jealous? Is that what this is? Do you feel threatened by Batman?

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:03 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

I'd throw Batman in a chimora.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:05 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

DUDE. I THINK YOU'RE JEALOUS OF BATMAN. Are you afraid I'll be enticed by his suave demeanor? By his devil-may-care attitude? Do you think the BatMobile might draw me to him like an eightball draws a hooker to a congressman?

-Then THERE WAS FIRE!-


From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:09 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

Fire alarm went off. Then it stopped. Now the township siren is going off.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:10 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Where's your Batman now, Ramses?

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:10 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

He's coming. He's just not sure if it's a false alarm or not.

From: Last Name, Nikolas [mailto:Nik’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Last Name, Kathleen
Subject: RE:

Doubtful. He's scared.

From: Last Name, Kathleen [mailto:Kate’s Email]
Sent: Thursday, February 08, 2007 10:11 AM
To: Last Name, Nikolas
Subject: RE:

No way dude, the only thing Batman is scared of Robin talking to a trusted adult.



So yeah. Good times, all around. And earlier in the week I had a nervous breakdown, but hey, I’m totally ok now!

We’re seeing four apartments between today and Saturday….favoring the one on Saturday. I’ll ya’ll know how it goes!

Bye bye!

4 Comments:

At 1:52 PM, Blogger Coffeypot said...

Yeah! You’re back from the dead. How was it?

I laughed at the “eighball draws a hooker to a Congressman” comment. Sadly I think it is more true than funny. And good luck on the apartment hunting. That is fun and frustrating at the same time. Kind of like paying a hooker and then seeing her in the light.

And I think Batman was gay. He runs aound in tights and a cape, and you never see him really hitting on a woman. Holly Hardon, Batman.

 
At 11:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

just curious...off your blogroll because?

skippy

 
At 3:47 AM, Blogger China Doll said...

Hey Skip, I'm kind of dumb about these fancy "internet terms". I'm assuming you mean my list of linky bloggy thingys over on the side there? Well if that's what you're asking, the reason you are not there is because..you were never there in the first place. You see, I am two things. A. Lazy. B. Stupid. C. Nervous.

Ok, that's three, but listen. I never really feel like messing with the links so I never added the blogs that I discovered AFTER I made this blog, i.e. You, Doxie, Barista Brat, etc. Also, when I initially added the ones that ARE there, I almost deleted the whole damn blog, and it scared the holy bejesus out of me. And finally, I am nervous that I will do so again. So yes, that is why you're not there.

So, hopefully that answers your query. Or, I totally misunderstood the question and just spent far too long at 6:45 in the morning answering a question no one asked.

How are you???

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Coffeypot said...

Today, Feb. 9th, is my daughter (Marni over at its-a-pugs-life) 40th birthday. Go to my blog site and listen to the song in her honor. Thank you for this commercial break.

 

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